Woowoo
生活中充满了各种各样奇妙的巧合，有时不由得我们不会心一笑。
上个星期三的Lost播出之后，好几个朋友带着激动的口吻通知我，“有一句台词是he’s the real deal噢！”
星期天的Desperate Housewives播出之后，又有好几个朋友通过各种渠道通知我，“哇，这集里出现了the birds and the bees，你刚刚讲过的！”
一个星期之内连续两次，两个又正好是当前最热门的美国剧集，这个巧合我喜欢。
还有更绝妙的巧合呢。就是这一集Desperate Housewives（以下内容有剧情透露，不喜者请止步），Lynette和Mrs. McCluskey讨论如何向七岁的小孩讲解the birds and the bees，Mrs. McCluskey说大人应该告诉小孩性是很“肮脏”的东西，让他们觉得讨论性很丢人，这样他们就不会没完没了地问下去了。她的原话是：
I’m telling you, it works. It keeps people in their place. It keeps parents from being humiliated, and it keeps me from having to spend the afternoon talking about my woowoo.
巧在哪里？就是这个woowoo了，女性的“那个”部位。这种俚语叫法我前两天才刚刚知道。怎么学会的？请看：
Ten Things That Look Like A Penis (SFW)
Ten Things That Look Like A Woowoo (SFW)
严正声明：纯粹娱乐，别无它意。如有冒犯，请多包涵。 
Bonus video: Black Eyed Peas - Pump It
April 19th, 2006 at 3:33 am
Robin Williams called it “Volvo” in the movie in which Hugh Grant and Julianne Moore starred. I think it was “9 Months”.
He meant “vulva” of course.
Yan:
That’s a good one. Thanks.
April 19th, 2006 at 7:58 am
This blog is pretty horny lately.
Yan:
尴尬，尴尬。
April 19th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
前几天倒是看到一个poopoo的，不知道是什么意思。
Yan:
就是No. 2啦。
April 19th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
“就是No. 2啦。”
And weewee (No. 1).
April 19th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
Haha, so poopoo is the same thing as poop? I can’t find it in dictionary.
Woowoo sounds like 窝窝.
By the way, how do I say “听起来很形象呀” in English? (上面那句想表达但不知道怎么说.) Thanks.
Yan:
Yep, poopoo = poop = poo. (*boohoo* Sooner or later, someone’s gonna say this blog is horny and nasty.)
形象？I think “vivid” will do.
April 20th, 2006 at 12:39 am
Thanks, Yan. You have corrected my mistake in the sentence above, thank you.
Woowoo sounds like 窝窝. It’s very vivid.
Yan:
You are welcome. I moderate comments for two reasons: 1) to get rid of spam; 2) to correct the obvious mistakes (grammar, spelling, word choice etc) some readers made. Glad you noticed.
April 20th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
To Yan:
Wow, very good. It’s really a good place to learn English here.
Yan:
Thanks.
BTW, woowoo doesn’t really sound like 窝窝. It’s more like 屋屋.
Haha, yeah, [wu:wu:]
April 21st, 2006 at 3:19 am
Not just woowoo. There’s also weewee (penis).
You can check out the trailer of the latest episode of Kevin Smith’s Bob & Jay serial movies. The man in the last scene tried to prevent the sight of a gross man in a toilet when the door accidentally got opened right in front of his little daughter. And the man said:”Don’t look at his weewee.”
Funny thing really.
And not long ago when I was watching Season 2 Episode 17 of Grey’s Anatomy, I got this new slang term: vagigi, which I’m sure you know what it means.
Oh, here’s the link to the trailer that I mentioned. Enjoy. http://www.jurassicpunk.com/clips/clerks2.trailer.mov
Yan:
Ha, I know someone will mention “weewee” so I don’t have to.
Thanks for the trailer.
April 23rd, 2006 at 7:45 pm
[…] 3. 窝窝和坡坡 Woowoo, poopoo weewee 的解释，请看这里，我简直不能说出口，因为……我还不够猥亵。偷偷透漏一下吧，就是指女性的那个部位和男性的那个部位而已。之所以我对两个单词影响深刻，是因为啊，他们的发音多么可爱：窝窝，威威，坡坡，哈哈！这里有两个比较搞笑的东西A and B (一般别看，我觉得有点恶心) 。 […]