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哈，终于有人总结出American Idol评委们说话的规律了。原来他们个个都是诗人，而且是极其搞笑的那种。忍不住要转载一下：

‘Idol’: The poetic words of Paula Abdul

Ode to Chris Daughtry
You showed versatility
And you still stayed true to who you are
What a concept!

A Man Named Bucky Covington
Again, you and Kellie
Probably shined most tonight
This is your element
Wear that hat proud

Mandisa, Mandisa!
You could sing the phone book
You can sing the encyclopedia
You can sing anything
Your voice is amazing
The song, for me, I don’t know
But I know your voice is…(applause)

Even Paris Bennett Gets the Blues
I felt like it was kind of a struggle
For you to find that place
Where you own the stage
Like you always do
Week after week

Being Katharine McPhee
That is your style
That’s your niche
You look sexy, hot…cool!

The poetry of ‘American Idol’ judge Randy Jackson

But how did you really feel about Chris Daughtry?
Yo, yo
Yo, yo
Amazing, amazing
Loved the jacket
Loved you
Amazing

This is how you start a positive review of Elliott Yamin?
Yo, baby, Elliott
So check it out, dawg
Elliott
So check it out, man
I hated
Check it out
Did not like the arrangement

Mixed messages for Paris Bennett
I thought it was pretty good
I mean, I’m not saying I was blown away
But I liked it
I wasn’t over-the-top about it
But I liked it

Confusion and Taylor Hicks
Yo, Taylor, man
I don’t know what’s goin’ on, man
I don’t know if it’s me tonight or whatever
But dude, that was completely the wrong song
For me
For you
I didn’t get it
It wasn’t half as good as the original
It felt like weird karaoke to me
I don’t know what’s happenin’ here
I don’t know what’s goin’ on here

要是再总结一下Simon Cowell的诗句就好了。笑料肯定不会少。

Bonus video: Daniel Powter - Lie To Me

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