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当广播里第4815162342次传来Carrie Underwood的那首Before He Cheats后，我终于忍不住去查了歌词。不查不知道，一查吓一跳。这首歌里包含着相当多的文化背景知识！我不熟悉的主要有两点：

1. Louisville slugger

这是美国职业棒球大联盟（Major League Baseball）的官方棒球棍。所以，歌里的I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights其实就等于I took a baseball bat to both headlights，是说她拿了棒球棍去砸花心男友的车前灯。

BTW，baseball bat中文到底叫什么啊？棒球拍/棍/棒？

2. bathroom polo

这个似乎很有争议，不少人认为她唱的是bathroom cologne。我仔细听了之后，确定是bathroom polo。不过，这里的polo和cologne其实是一回事。

When Underwood sings about her ex putting on “bathroom Polo,” she’s referring to vending machines found in the men’s rooms of certain US drinking establishments that dispense low-grade cologne. The guys who buy these fragrances often believe it will help them attract a mate in the bar, although many females are actually repelled by the scent.

另外，查了歌词后无意间发现一个英语母语者的常见错误：许多人把souped-up拼成suped-up（我查到的第一个版本写的就是suped-up 4-wheel drive）。这个误拼也算情有可原，毕竟souped-up的定义是enhanced or increased in appeal, power, performance, or intensity，也就是说souped-up car给人感觉很super，像是supered-up car。但实际上，souped-up和super/supered-up没有关系。

The car you’ve souped up may be super, but it’s not “suped up.”

末了，附上终极正确版歌词供大家参考。还有什么不懂的自己琢磨吧。

Right now he’s probably slow dancin’ with a bleached-blond tramp and she’s probably getting frisky
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink ’cause she can’t shoot whiskey
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick showin’ her how to shoot a combo
And he don’t know…

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up 4-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

Right now, she’s probably up singin’ some white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she’s probably sayin’ “I’m drunk” and he’s a thinkin’ that he’s gonna get lucky
Right now, he’s probably dabbin’ on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
Oh and he don’t know ohhh

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up 4-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl
‘Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me
Nooo not on me

‘Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up 4-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Oh maybe next time he’ll think… before he cheats
Oh before he cheats
Ohh

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今天真开心。澳网的混双决赛和男单决赛都很精彩，而且都是我希望看到的结果，爽也！昨天的女单决赛虽然没有如我所愿，但不得不承认Sharapova的表现很好，这个冠军实至名归。而且她的得奖感言相当感人，值得加分！（可惜在网上找不到完整的文字版。）

从新闻里摘抄一部分相关内容：

In her trophy acceptance speech, Sharapova spoke in heartfelt terms about the death last year of her coach’s mother after a lengthy battle with cancer.

“It completely changed my perspective on life,” Sharapova said. “I think the reason for that is because it’s one of the closest people in my team, in my family, that passed away. I’m lucky to have my grandparents and family and friends very healthy, knock on wood.”

She also talked about losing the final last year on her mother’s birthday, and how she would use some of her $1 million in winnings to send her roses this year under much happier circumstances.

And of waking up Saturday morning to a text message from King, the winner of 12 Grand Slam singles titles who has had an interest in Sharapova’s career since she was as junior. Part of it read: “Champions take chances, and pressure is a privilege.”

说实话，以前对knock on wood的用法真没什么印象。Sharapova无意间当了一回我的英语老师。

Some people say, “Knock on wood,” and then knock on something made of wood for good luck, when they have made a remark that has been true up to that point and they want it to continue to be true: “I’ve never had an accident yet, knock on wood.”

The expression alludes to an ancient superstition that touching wood would ward off evil spirits.

knock on wood还有对应的英式英语：touch wood。（I’ve never been in danger of drowning, touch wood.）

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前几天看The L Word的时候，听到里面的角色去监狱探望朋友时反复强调“Don’t drop the soap.”，有点莫名其妙。经人点拨才恍然大悟，原来涉及成人内容。

A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with their buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.

看样子这种说法已经不再局限于男子监狱了。不过，The L Word里是女子监狱，真的掉了肥皂也没这种危险吧？（这是个rhetorical question，各位不用回答我，嘿嘿。）

这种说法还衍生出了肯定形式的drop the soap。我觉得前三个解释都还不错，尤其是第一个：

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

“I dropped the soap! Now I’m as good as screwed!”

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早就听说过news来源于north、east、west和south的首字母，因为来自四面八方的消息构成了“新闻”。一直觉得这理论不靠谱（虽然我挺希望它是真的），现在得到了证实。

People mention the points-of-the-compass story so often as the source of news that it’s not surprising it makes you wonder if it’s correct. For the record, it isn’t.

Where did this idea of its being an acronym come from? George A Thompson recently found the story falsely asserted in the Morning Courier & New-York Enquirer, dated 23 April 1842: “News is not, as many imagine, derived from the adjective New. In former times, it was a prevalent practice to put over the periodical publications of the day the initial letters of the cardinal points of the compass … importing that these papers contained intelligence from the four quarters of the globe; and from this practice is derived the term of newspaper.”

果然是误传，越传越流行，大家就都相信了。不过我倒是觉得，“东西南北”这个错误理论很生动，记一记也无妨。

另外，World Wide Words还提到了我不知道的一点：news以前是复数，16世纪开始单、复数并行使用，现在则是彻底演化为单数。

By the thirteenth century, news, while still being plural, had taken on its modern sense of reports or accounts of interesting or important events. But from the sixteenth century, this plural usage ran in parallel with our modern one of treating it as a singular mass noun, which has now, of course, prevailed.

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前两天翻杂志的时候，看到一篇叫The Waiting Game的文章，配的中文标题是“加塞儿？用钱来买！”愣是没看懂。看完文章，大致能猜到“加塞儿”就是插队的意思。估计是北京话，于是上网搜了一下，果不其然。

老北京的俗话“加塞”或“加塞儿”原先指的是在两个东西或更多东西间塞上一个东西，使它两边的东西挤到一边，这个东西俗称“塞子”这种情况称“加塞子”。现在，这个词的意思发生了质变，已经不是“在东西间加上个‘塞子’”的本意了，而是指排队时插队，或没轮到那个人那个人先来，看到这种情况，加塞者后边的人就会骂一句“缺德，加什么塞？”，使这个词由中性词变为贬义词。

借这个机会提醒下外研社的各位编辑，既然是全国性的杂志，还是尽量避开北京方言吧。当然，这个“加塞儿”应该是无心之过，可能相关的编辑根本就不知道一般人不懂这个词儿。就像我以前总以为“校门”（fly, aka zipper, 男性裤裆处的拉链）是全国通用的俗语，在书里提到“校门”的时候根本没想过要特别解释，多亏编辑提醒才知道这个词北方人不懂。所以，说到底还是那句话，语言是个奇妙的东西，不由得我们想当然。

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熟悉北京的朋友一定会对这篇文章深有感触：Beijing’s Olympic Quest: Turn Smoggy Sky Blue

Beijing is like an athlete trying to get into shape by walking on a treadmill yet eating double cheeseburgers at the same time.

很有趣的比喻。

有空可以读一下整个Choking on Growth的系列报道。纽约时报确实强。

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